Ch2.1 Maddy at Home"So does he wax his eyebrows or something?" Amber asked. "Huh?" "Stan. Does he wax?"Ch2.1 Maddy at Home
I paused mid-pushup and and laughed.
"He has Alopecia...so unless that's Latin for 'weird grooming habits', no." "Oh."
I resumed, and knocked out about ten more until Amber piped up again.
"So its...like a disease or something?" "It's not contagious. I have black hair, you have brown hair. He has no hair. Big whoop."
"No hair, like...anywhere?" "Except for his ass,” I grinned, “When he takes off his pants, it loo
Ch 1.3 Spencer is a ToolIt was a long drive home. Spencer kept the car right at the speed limit, which is at least ten under what everyone else was doing. Presumably, this was to keep a “low profile”, though both Maddy and Curtis made the point that, if everyone was passing us, we were actually attracting more attention, not less. Most of the grid pegs at thirty-five, so it takes a while to get across town if you obey all the rules.Ch 1.3 Spencer is a Tool
I think once we started up the hill to the school, we all figured we were safe. Maddy dozed off again, and Curtis quit rolling down the window to check the skies above. &
Ch 1.2 Walmart scares meI could hear the seams popping already, so I sighed resignedly and latched onto my shoes in an attempt to get them off before I had to replace them, too. I hadn't lost a pair in eight months, and I was pretty proud of that record.Ch 1.2 Walmart scares me
Always the better judge of the immediately important than I, Maddy hurdled me and clobbered Manager Bryan with something gray...and obviously metallic and full of other metallic somethings, judging by the racket it made when it made contact with his skull. Spencer flung him off of him, and a shiny bit went flying in the opposite direction, and lodged itself in the tile-covered conc
Ch 1.1 The Adventures of Stan“How much longer are we going to stay out, guys?” I asked, shifting a little. Maddy made annoyed sounds when I moved, but didn't wake up. “You in a hurry to get home?” “No, just have class in the morning...don't you?”Ch 1.1 The Adventures of Stan
Spencer clicked on his blinker and turned right onto Fourth. Maddy's inertia scootched her an inch or so more into my lap.
“I don't do mornings, you know that.”
Curt laughed, “Yeah...wonder why you haven't graduated yet...” “Every needful thing in its own time, my boy,” Spencer retorted.
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"What a charming sound my tail makes...." --Splashdown
Ash sure did an awesome job on Palon, didn't she?
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